Gems from Yahoo Questions - Education and Reference

Yahoo Questions is a new service offered by Yahoo that allows people ask and answer questions, gaining points for answers and even more points for those that are voted "Best Answer". There is a whole category on the site called "Education and Reference" in which people can ask their best (worst) questions about school. Here are some gems:

What do people in midevil times to celebrate halloween?

I believe they cut the heads of baby goats and fed them to virgins. Oh wait, that was the earlyevil times. In the midevil times they drank the blood of newts and carved pumpkins to look like phalluses.

I am looking for a good university in canada that offers scholarship.?

If you're (supposedly) smart enough to get a scholarship, you should be smart enough to read the Financial Aid section of any university's website!

Can a woman be an astronomer? If yes what's her benefit and would she really have time for her home?

Where do I start? First off, women can't be astronomers because stars are not visible to the female eye, only the male eye. Even with the help of telescopes women are only capable of seeing bundt cakes, Windex and daffodils in the garden. There are no benefits to having female astrologers because science is a field for men and we have already done enough to accomodate women by allowing them to work as teachers in one-room schoolhouses and nurses (but only in cute little white uniforms). Any woman wanting to enter the workforce will have to sacrifice the well-being of her family. Her children will grow up to be delinquents and her husband will have multiple affairs with subservient women who better fulfill his need to be worshipped.